The DAGGADAGGADAGGA MK 3

[Troyramsay123]

It was one of those days where I found myself staring at the superluminal logo thinking of silly ships to make...
The one I chose was a Kestrel, kitted out with 4 Mk 3 burst lazers, A weapon pre-igniter and A kick-ass crew of... Erm.. Slugs...
Anyway, I loved the ship, obliterated the flagship many times ( ), made infinite rebels explode to their deaths ( ) but then...
After trying to pelt a glitched mantis with full dodge capacity, one of their crew decided to TP into my ship.
Meh, No big deal.
*Missile is fired*
Uh - huh *Floods Oxygen*
*O2 gets hit, breached and destroyed*
FML.
*Another missile is fired*
*I cross my fingers*
*Shields become fireworks*
DFHSKFHSKDF.
*Lazers fire, hit medbay*
F- F- F- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*Mantis finds crew members*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

So that was the end of the The DAGGADAGGADAGGA MK 3.

[Hanzz]

Pff... p... Pfff... PFFFFFFFFFTTTT....
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHhahahahaha
*sobs* *cryes* *Laughs* *Pisses pants* *Farts* *Falls on floor and laugh lie a maniac*
HAHAHHAHAHASHHSHHAHHBSHDHSBFHAIFWBAGBGIASBFIAIWBIFIASBFASBIFISBGSI
I had no other Reply to this than derping my ass off.

[Troyramsay123]

Pff... p... Pfff... PFFFFFFFFFTTTT....
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHhahahahaha
*sobs* *cryes* *Laughs* *Pisses pants* *Farts* *Falls on floor and laugh lie a maniac*
HAHAHHAHAHASHHSHHAHHBSHDHSBFHAIFWBAGBGIASBFIAIWBIFIASBFASBIFISBGSI
I had no other Reply to this than derping my ass off.

Naturally.

[META_mahn]

instead of cheating on 4 burst mk 3s you should do this, lol

Engi Cruiser
3 Shield Drones
Any Weapons that do real damage
Zoltan Shield
Drone Recovery Arm
Shield Recharge Booster

You are now an unstoppable tank. Have fun.

[Random Commander]

What he didn't show was after the last slug is fighting the mantis, the mantis ship's two sets of hull beams wreak havoc on systemless rooms and destroy the ship, then Troyramsay grabbing the monitor with both hands and throwing it out the window

[Troyramsay123]

What he didn't show was after the last slug is fighting the mantis, the mantis ship's two sets of hull beams wreak havoc on systemless rooms and destroy the ship, then Troyramsay grabbing the monitor with both hands and throwing it out the window

That's pretty much what happened, except I pulled some awesome Karate moves on my CPU rather than destroy my screen.

[engi]

What he didn't show was after the last slug is fighting the mantis, the mantis ship's two sets of hull beams wreak havoc on systemless rooms and destroy the ship, then Troyramsay grabbing the monitor with both hands and throwing it out the window

That's pretty much what happened, except I pulled some awesome Karate moves on my CPU rather than destroy my screen.

i would of tokk a sleg hammer to my motherboard