The Engi Conspiracy!

[A Flaming Pineapple]

Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%

You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.

[agigabyte]

Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%

You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.

AS IF! My trans dimensional-ness will protect me.

[A Flaming Pineapple]

As of current moment, Gigalliance Flagship GNS Invincible being assaulted by Engi Fleet. Destruction of flagship imminent.

[agigabyte]

As of current moment, Gigalliance Flagship GNS Invincible being assaulted by Engi Fleet. Destruction of flagship imminent.

I think ahead, that is only the GNS Invincible of this dimension.

[agigabyte]

agigabyte=Engi
Gigalliance=gone
Hope=false

Submit to process-BOOM

Bastards should do a better job at converting me next time. Although, the failed conversion gave me nanobots, like seven of nine. This means I am now immune, along my entire crew.

[engi]

Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%

You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.

incorect chance if convertion to engi 100%

[agigabyte]

Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%

You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.

incorect chance if convertion to engi 100%

Grammar Engi, grammar.

[A Flaming Pineapple]

Patch released in response to failed conversion. Patch has fixed:

-Error in which minds are not properly wiped and replaced with Engi mindset.

Patch will be applied immediately to all Engi and/or subjects that have not been fully converted or subjects that have had errors in conversion process.

[agigabyte]

Patch released in response to failed conversion. Patch has fixed:

-Error in which minds are not properly wiped and replaced with Engi mindset.

Patch will be applied immediately to all Engi and/or subjects that have not been fully converted or subjects that have had errors in conversion process.

Nanoprobes are protecting me.

[A Flaming Pineapple]

Also available is replacing normal green Engi light with much more intimidating red light, as well as improved movement stabilizers for faster movement and better balance. All Engi are to be fitted with a high impulse weapon system for improved combat capability. Engi undergoing upgrade are to receive scans to assure that upgrade does not go to unconverted subjects.