[SHIP] Clinton Cruiser

[stylesrj]

Why would it even have shields? Abbot doesn't believe in science.

It would also have Level 3 Doors, because letting foreigners pass through the ship is a bad idea and it might force them to turn back.
Also, level 2 medbay because we have free healthcare over here and it's pretty decent too.

Damn, would that be a ship about Australia or just Abbott?

Because now I have this idea for a stealth ship that'll be "state-of-the-art" and the Federation plans on building 15 more of them using a Zoltan contractor (the Engies are wondering why the Humans didn't accept their deal) and combat systems from the Crystals. Of course, their current fleet of Stealth Cruisers haven't had much actual space experience and are mostly in hangars but it should generate hundreds of thousands of new jobs for Federation workers.

And the resulting ship is... the Simo-H!

[Stormbringer]

As a fellow Aussie, I can see the references to Mr Turnball's new sub deal there.

[stylesrj]

As a fellow Aussie, I can see the references to Mr Turnball's new sub deal there.

And I like making ships about topical news or things that really annoy me in the world.

Now what about a Cameron Cruiser? There's a chance of encountering an event where you suddenly get ten thousand Scrap and you claim to have no idea where it came from. Then before you can spend it however, you lose it all.

[Offlithium]

but seriously this was not a well-thought-out idea

Hey. make this into a Popcorn ship.

[Avalanche Yetti]

I like how I am always seeing you shit on other peoples post for their ships being too OP yet...

[stylesrj]

If you're trying to call me out for hypocrisy, you're using the wrong ship.
This ship was designed as a joke.

[mr_easy_money]

*snip*

If you're trying to call me out for hypocrisy, you're using the wrong ship.

yeah if you want to call styles out properly you better take a look at this:
http://www.ftlgame.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27196