http://www.ftlgame.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=29358
Hillary Clinton steps into the race (with the help of her corporate sponsors) to save the galaxy.
Introducing the Clinton Cruiser:

As you can see, it's overpowered right off the production line. Four Burst Laser II's, a pre-igniter and two Boss Defence Drones. Also has every system available.
It's a bought and paid-for cruiser. If you're looking for an easy win, you should give this ship a try. But if you're like me and hate boring, easy-cheese ships with no challenge whatsoever, give it a miss.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/yzt2o ... illary.ftl
Notes:
What? No obvious digs at Hillary? it's just a boring ship with easy-cheese weapons? Yup. I know very little about Hillary except she's the only female candidate for 2016 who has a chance of getting in, she's extremely popular with the voting population (because there really is no other alternative) and she's got plenty of corporate sponsorship so pretty much nothing will change.
A safe ship for a safe politician. You have to be trying to lose in order to get this ship destroyed. I probably won't add anything extra because honestly, Hillary isn't as funny as Trump.