Last time I name my characters.
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:38 am
Having killed the final boss plenty of times with various good ships, I figured that I should start unlocking Type B for the... less privileged ships. My choice was the Stealth Ship, played on Normal. No shield, three humans, and the beam weapon was laughable. I was well on my way to sorrow. In my arrogance I also named the ship Serenity, and its three crew Mal, Wash and River.
Mal was the first to go. He died to asphyxiation moments after he had fixed the life support. The oxygen didn't come back quickly enough. Wash was the second to go, killed in the cockpit when a 4 damage rocket landed on his half-health face. River was the last to go, killed on the enemy ship while the teleporter was on cooldown, and the breach doors blocked her escape. By the time I reach the final boss Serenity was filled with only a bunch of Zoltans and Engis.
Moral of the story: don't name your characters.
Mal was the first to go. He died to asphyxiation moments after he had fixed the life support. The oxygen didn't come back quickly enough. Wash was the second to go, killed in the cockpit when a 4 damage rocket landed on his half-health face. River was the last to go, killed on the enemy ship while the teleporter was on cooldown, and the breach doors blocked her escape. By the time I reach the final boss Serenity was filled with only a bunch of Zoltans and Engis.
Moral of the story: don't name your characters.