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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:22 am
by A Flaming Pineapple
Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%
You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:56 am
by agigabyte
A Flaming Pineapple wrote:Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%
You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.
AS IF! My trans dimensional-ness will protect me.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:17 am
by A Flaming Pineapple
As of current moment, Gigalliance Flagship GNS Invincible being assaulted by Engi Fleet. Destruction of flagship imminent.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:48 am
by agigabyte
A Flaming Pineapple wrote:As of current moment, Gigalliance Flagship GNS Invincible being assaulted by Engi Fleet. Destruction of flagship imminent.
I think ahead, that is only the GNS Invincible of this dimension.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:16 am
by agigabyte
agigabyte=Engi
Gigalliance=gone
Hope=false
Submit to process-BOOM
Bastards should do a better job at converting me next time. Although, the failed conversion gave me nanobots, like seven of nine. This means I am now immune, along my entire crew.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:52 pm
by engi
A Flaming Pineapple wrote:Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%
You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.
incorect chance if convertion to engi 100%
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:16 am
by agigabyte
engi wrote:A Flaming Pineapple wrote:Subject: "agigabyte".
Calculated chance of conversion to Engi: 97.38%.
Calculated Chance of "knock-out" by poison gas: 85.79%.
Calculated chance of joining Engi after assimilation: 100%
You will join the Engi. It is the only the only way. Join us. You will become beautiful.
incorect chance if convertion to engi 100%
Grammar Engi, grammar.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:46 am
by A Flaming Pineapple
Patch released in response to failed conversion. Patch has fixed:
-Error in which minds are not properly wiped and replaced with Engi mindset.
Patch will be applied immediately to all Engi and/or subjects that have not been fully converted or subjects that have had errors in conversion process.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:19 am
by agigabyte
A Flaming Pineapple wrote:Patch released in response to failed conversion. Patch has fixed:
-Error in which minds are not properly wiped and replaced with Engi mindset.
Patch will be applied immediately to all Engi and/or subjects that have not been fully converted or subjects that have had errors in conversion process.
Nanoprobes are protecting me.
Re: The Engi Conspiracy!
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:57 am
by A Flaming Pineapple
Also available is replacing normal green Engi light with much more intimidating red light, as well as improved movement stabilizers for faster movement and better balance. All Engi are to be fitted with a high impulse weapon system for improved combat capability. Engi undergoing upgrade are to receive scans to assure that upgrade does not go to unconverted subjects.