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You think you can destroy my ship with your Deathray? I am the Dread Pirate Tuco and will not be stopped by a puny beam!

All crews, prepare to retaliate with our Beetray! Show them the true power of produce!

P.S. Dread Pirate Taco? That's my brother you're talking about there! How dare you!

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Engies, I wouldn't listen to those Imperium fellows. At least if the kittens eat our chocolate traps, it's their own fault for ingesting animal poison. Those Imperium fellows will deliberately upset the balance of Numberwang by forcing the kittens to explode.

No we do not force them to explode. They explode becuase the eat so well here on the Retribution.
Dread pirate Taco or Tuco Or Tico or Teco or Toco or who ver your death ray is the sslow and painfull MTE Beam on that ship i destroy for fun and win
ya know the one that does 5 damage to a 4 sheild ship.

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Wait, your beam does four damage to five-shield ships? For a second I thought your beam had minus shield piercing and only did full damage if I had no shields...

No matter, I will not go down without a fight and I'll be taking you with me! How you might ask?

I'm cutting back on funding to Transit.

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That can't be good... whatever you do Retribution, do not cut back on funding as well or else we will lose this whole sector.

We Wont cut back on funding, We have so much money in our ship we Quadruple the budget. BZZZZZ. there go's Tuco.

In order to cut funding we sold our ship. We are now floating in space.
Note: We sold our ship to the kittens, who have now become pirates.

Don't worry guys, there was this man with a beard and a gramophone and a machine gun jetpack. He offered me this cool bird-shaped starship powered by money.

Let's go Engi friends! To the Federation Base!

Jumping to sector 8000000. We must restock our supply of milk. Then we will go back to sector 8.
Jumping...
We Have arrived.
We have collected milk.
Pirate kittens have stolen our milk.
They have jumped to sector 8.
We must follow.
I'm sure the rebel flagship wont notice us.

Don't worry, we still have [DATA EXPUNGED]
Oh crap, what are those guys doing here if not [REDACTED]

hey, Thats were i got in your galatic go around to the Fed Base
I blew up the Flagship. By the way everyone is dead. They died of tryanid
Whoop Whoop Whoop WhoopWhoop Whoop WhoopWhoop Whoop Whoop WhoopWhoopWhoop
hey bad Whooping Terrier bad whooping terrier.
Ok So you want to join the heros of the federation?

No. We are here to deliver the message. We must tell the federation of the impending destruction of reality.