The Engi Conspiracy!

[Number43]

THere is nO conSpiracy. We meaN for pEace. We wiLl noT hUrt You.
PleAse dO noT rEsiSt tHe laW oFfiCers, tHey mEan To helP yoU.
RatHer, sUbMit foR pRoceSsiNg At tHe neaResT laW enForCemEnt sTaTion.
AgaIn, thE enGi meAn nO hArm.

That isn't at all like how the engi talk.

[TheAzryte]

THere is nO conSpiracy. We meaN for pEace. We wiLl noT hUrt You.
PleAse dO noT rEsiSt tHe laW oFfiCers, tHey mEan To helP yoU.
RatHer, sUbMit foR pRoceSsiNg At tHe neaResT laW enForCemEnt sTaTion.
AgaIn, thE enGi meAn nO hArm.

That isn't at all like how the engi talk.

...wE aRe Not tHe EnGi... We arE oRdinAry humAns. cAn yoU Not teLl?

[VanguardOfValor]

When you wake up you'll find yourself breathing in the vacuume of space...

At least they gave us super-lungs that don't need oxygen before kicking us out into space.

[Number43]

When you wake up you'll find yourself breathing in the vacuume of space...

At least they gave us super-lungs that don't need oxygen before kicking us out into space.

What about that encounter with the malfunctioning defense system where engi give a blue option to repair it from a distance? They have no need to plug in.

[Mr.Mafia]

*TRANSMISSION BEGIN*
I have to relocate again... they know, its only a matter of time.
Okay, concentrate... I need some time to focus on decoding the messages that I've found before they get here... wait, whats that noise?
*FAILED TO CONNECT*

[Father Burns]

++Scant information exists on the Engi save for a binaric data-burst. 01010111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000101 01101110 01100111 01101001 00101110 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01001100 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101111 01101110 00101110 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01101001 01101101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01110101 01101101 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01010011 01110101 01110010 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101 00101110 Oh god.. THEY'RE HER-++ Transmission terminated.

[Number43]

How disappointing that no one has posted in a way properly imitating the way Engi speak in game.

[JagXY]

How disappointing that no one has posted in a way properly imitating the way Engi speak in game.

They have - the Engi have just edited the comments to decieve you

[Joefesok]

The Engi are not your enemies
We are your frien-

process "decieve humans" has encountered an error and was shut down

[Father Burns]

How disappointing that no one has posted in a way properly imitating the way Engi speak in game.

They have - the Engi have just edited the comments to decieve you

Mother of God how are we going to contain this!