The Engi Conspiracy!

[agigabyte]

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Hello? Is anyone there?

... Which dimension is this?

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The "OH GOD THE ENGI! RUN AWAY!" dimension.

[Mommothazaz123]

The "OH GOD THE ENGI! RUN AWAY!" dimension.

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Statement received. In this dimension the engi is hostile?

Will continue exploration of this dimension. Requires more explanation.

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>Message signature decoded.
>Ship GNS Invincible found.
>Attempting communication with ship AI...
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>Communications Failed.
>Plotting jump course for ship GNS Invincible...
>Done. Estimated 17 jumps.

[META_mahn]

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Officer Reporting Info Block
Captain Name: META_mahn
Ship Name: Team Mindcrack
Ship Type: Slug A

Subject: Engis

I swear to f*cking god, these Engis are hackers.
Here's my story.
An Engi escort tries to kill me. Okay...
That's not the issue.
Whenever I fire a Breach Bomb, that ONE ENGI in the shield room manages to juke the bomb EVERY SINGLE TIME. HE FREAKING KNOWS WHERE I WILL FIRE THAT BREACH BOMB, AND HE JUST SIDESTEPS IT.

[Mommothazaz123]

\\\FEDERATION REPORT\\\

Officer Reporting Info Block
Captain Name: META_mahn
Ship Name: Team Mindcrack
Ship Type: Slug A

Subject: Engis

I swear to f*cking god, these Engis are hackers.
Here's my story.
An Engi escort tries to kill me. Okay...
That's not the issue.
Whenever I fire a Breach Bomb, that ONE ENGI in the shield room manages to juke the bomb EVERY SINGLE TIME. HE FREAKING KNOWS WHERE I WILL FIRE THAT BREACH BOMB, AND HE JUST SIDESTEPS IT.

>ANS Alcubierre AI Data Collector initialized.
>Collecting data... Done.
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>Race data partially collected.
>Human: Possibly Federation/Federation allies.
>Engi: Likely hostile.
>Other: Unknown.
>Locating ship Team Mindcrack.
>Done.
>Sending automated drone for data reconnaissance, please identify as civilian.

[engi]

Hostilities detecyed, engage?

[META_mahn]

Good luck trying to hit those guys.

[Mommothazaz123]

ANS Alcubierre is approaching GNS Invincible. Est. 2 jumps remaining
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Autoscout reporting unknown ship, seems to be a flagship of some sort.
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>DATATERMINAL: transmit(scout1) datacollect realtime
>DATATERMINAL: FTL(main) speed set final
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>SHIP LOG: FTL jump speed decreased to 93.6c from 237c

[PrinceStolos]

*INCOMING TRANSMISSION*
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mes.cryptype: S-QUAR-0814
decoding...done
executing...
PLAYBACK? Y/N >y
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RETRIEVING GALACTIC LOCATION...
:917/-2291/-133
CONTINUE? Y/N >y
terminating execution...
restoring cryptype...done
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shutting down...
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[agigabyte]

ANS Alcubierre is approaching GNS Invincible. Est. 2 jumps remaining
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Autoscout reporting unknown ship, seems to be a flagship of some sort.
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>DATATERMINAL: transmit(scout1) datacollect realtime
>DATATERMINAL: FTL(main) speed set final
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>SHIP LOG: FTL jump speed decreased to 93.6c from 237c

We'll meet you there, can't wait for a friendly face.

[Guys, let's do a casual rpg, set channel to #engiconspiracy to do it. P.S. Maybe put the link in the OP?] http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=f ... MTE9MjU207

[Mommothazaz123]

After reviewing data collected by datasniffers, I have determined that engis are considered hostile in this quadrant of space.

Tests conducted have come with multiple options of destroying or disabling Engis.

their bodies are made from trillions of nanomachines

It was also mentioned that Ion weaponry could disable Engis from a distance.

If so, exactly how are these Engis powered? Do they run on basic electricity or nuclear fusion? Do they use FTL fuel as sustenance or do they eat like humans?
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Zoltans. These a-