Captain Rainbow Will Hold The Torch

[Captain_Rainbow]

CAPTAIN RAINBOW WILL HOLD THE TORCH!

Trust Captain Rainbow, for he will guide the way. Follow the light, for it will lead to freedom. Stay close, for the monsters ahead lurk in the shadows. Do not fear, for our companionship shall keep us safe.
The S.S Friendship shall be our torch, it shall guide the way, it will keep us safe from the terrors that lie in the darkness. Captain Rainbow will hold the torch, blazing a path of glory through the Milky Way, a path of light, a path of hope... Hope that will lead to peace. Hope that will inspire future generations to come. Hope that you must grab onto! Follow Captain Rainbow, for he will lead us to freedom. Do not fear the darkness, for the light of hope is shining upon us. Do not heed the Rebellion, for the Federation shall keep you safe.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW WILL HOLD THE TORCH!

-This Propaganda was brought to you by the Federation-

[Captain_Rainbow]

Clearly the lack of posts on this are due to the evil work of Commander Perriwinkle, the härlət..! We must do something about him, or else this may get out of hand... I must reassemble the crew of the S.S Friendship! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!

CAPTAIN RAINBOW WILL HOLD THE TORCH

[Kieve]

Clearly the lack of posts on this are due to the evil work of Commander Perriwinkle, the härlət..!

Do not blame the good Perriwinkle for what is better explained by worrisome levels of WTF. Our readings are spiking off the charts, and I'm not sure our containment fields are properly equipped for the load.

[Captain_Rainbow]

Clearly the lack of posts on this are due to the evil work of Commander Perriwinkle, the härlət..!

Do not blame the good Perriwinkle for what is better explained by worrisome levels of WTF. Our readings are spiking off the charts, and I'm not sure our containment fields are properly equipped for the load.

Clearly you are an Engi spy, sent to aid the rebellion against the Federation's cause. Commander Perriwinkle, MY ARCH NEMESIS is clearly to blame for this.

Engineer Unicorn should be here soon, god bless his soul.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW WILL HOLD THE TORCH!

[agigabyte]

Clearly the lack of posts on this are due to the evil work of Commander Perriwinkle, the härlət..!

Do not blame the good Perriwinkle for what is better explained by worrisome levels of WTF. Our readings are spiking off the charts, and I'm not sure our containment fields are properly equipped for the load.

Clearly you are an Engi spy, sent to aid the rebellion against the Federation's cause. Commander Perriwinkle, MY ARCH NEMESIS is clearly to blame for this.

Engineer Unicorn should be here soon, god bless his soul.

CAPTAIN RAINBOW WILL HOLD THE TORCH!

ALERT! WTF LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL! SOMEONE CALL THE EBS SHADOW!

[Captain_Rainbow]

WTF LEVELS? My good man, the only "levels" aboard this ship (S.S Friendship) are levels of FRIENDSHIP!
Platonic
BFFF
BFF
BF
Friend
Buddy
Pal
Firm but fair rival