Post your WORST playthrough

[MushrooMars]

>Acquire the Broken Stasis Chamber
>Go to nearby Nebula
>Get attacked by unavoidable Auto-Scout with 3 shield layers and 4 weapons
>Die
>I HATE YOU TOO FTL

[Zaffre]

Using the Red-Tail I came across no good weapons. My Mantis died early on, leaving me virtually defenseless. So I came across a ship with two layers of shielding. It had Zoltan shields as well, and two Burst Laser IIs. That meant six laser shots against my default shields and engines. I couldn't even get through its Zoltan shields before it had disarmed me.

[Attackid]

died on the first beacon

[undergroundmonorail]

Booted up FTL.

Started a game.

Decided I didn't want to play FTL.

Opened all doors.

Died before making a jump.

12 points.

[Killerko]

unlocked Engi B
started new game with Engi B
first jump and the first ship i met totaly destroyed me
score: 25

never before I died after first jump

[Pyroar]

1st beacon i had fu***** supernova. I hate it.

[Derakon]

unlocked Engi B
started new game with Engi B
first jump and the first ship i met totaly destroyed me
score: 25

never before I died after first jump

Yep, except I was using the Stealth B. First ship I met had a beam drone and mini-beam. Goodbye weapons, goodbye engines, goodbye ship.

[Aerowind]

Attack a ship in an asteroid field.

Blow up medbay.

Board ship and wipe out crew.

Putz around while teleporter is recharging.

"Wait what, why is my teleporter still recharging? It should automatically be full at the end of a battle"

*Asteroid blows up ship with entire crew on it*

I felt so dumb after that.

[Arvis]

Bought FTL.

Thought "I don't need no stinkin' Tutorial."

Started game.

Made first jump.

Got into fight.

Got O2 system destroyed.

Blew up enemy.

All crew suffocated and died because I didn't know how to move them.

Game Over. 110 points.

Played Tutorial.

-Arvis

[MushrooMars]

Guess what happened to me? Again?

>Get Stasis Chamber
>Decide to play it safe this time - I want that Crystal Cruiser!
>Enter Zoltan sector (read: the peaceful place)
>First ship has 3 weapons and 2 drones
>FFFFUUUUU
>Have to FTL Jump away before I explode
>Emergency jump brings me face-to-face with a Mantis Bomber, sporting 4 weapons; a Burst Laser Mk.II, an Ion Bomb, an Artemis/Leto, and a Beam, and guess what, DRONES! LOTS OF DRONES!
>Die.
>Cry.

Edit: Forgot to mention both of these ships had 2 shield layers, this is in Sector 3 mind you. BLOODY SECTOR 3.