The Engi Conspiracy!

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Tharsis
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby Tharsis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:41 am

ADM Tharsis: Why are the auto-translators not working?

Technician 1: I don't know sir, we are working on it.

Technician 2: Sir, it may be a spam program left over from the Engi, but I wouldn't delete it until we have more conclusive evidence one way or another.

ADM Tharsis: Just get that translated.

Technician 1: Working on it.

CONNECTION LOST...
"The're coming to destroy us... Why?... We want peace..."
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby DarkPhoenix141 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:48 am

Just...

Kill it, I think it wants to die.

Kill it with slow burning pink fire.

*Connection Terminated.
This is no easy mission...

BUT YOU SON. YOU WERE BORN FOR IT.

And remember:

GODS WILL BE WATCHING
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby Tharsis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:03 am

Technician 1: Sir, it is translated!

ADM Tharsis: Lets see it.

TEXT FILE LINKED
[Spam content removed]

Technician 2: Lets kill it, it is nothing but spam topped with more spam.

ADM Tharsis: Agreed, call in the cleaners

CONNECTION TERMINATED...
"The're coming to destroy us... Why?... We want peace..."
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby gamer52599 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:21 am

zelnick: hehe i think its time for a victory job can you drop me off at the vela star system thats where i built the vindicator in the first place... but i realize that we haven't won just yet the engi aren't dead we need to clean up the galaxy before a new queen is established witch will take about 60 stander years

pulling out a mysterious device zelnick cuntinues

zelnick: luckily me and dr.stallos have found a sullution combining both mantis and lanius technology we can clean them up with the sub species we created i call them the manius with the boarding capability's of the mantis and the oxygen destruction of the lanius the manius are to clean up the galaxy and if the engi do awaken they are immune to conversion so they can board the queen i'm sorry if this could have bean useful during the fight but the manius where in engi space fighting off the reinforcements that would have arrived this device can call the elite force of the manius

looking at them zelnick sighs

zelnick: my plan was to use the bomb at the start as soon as a opening appears if i felt we could not win this includes a nightmare of a threat that is the orian not making it the problem is is if look now the crater on earth is gigantic and most of the ground forces couldn't make it out in time i set the bomb detonation at 15 seconds to save at least the space and air support but that crater i new this thing destroys evrything in a 100 kilometer area but still
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby DarkPhoenix141 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:31 am

*Looks out the window unto earth. Sighs*

500,000 men were lost today, maybe more.

Minimal civilian casualties, Alpha team made it out okay, Raven team made it out okay.

A good portion of the ground forces made it out, perfectly.

Follow me

*Walks into a room with 8 ECRT members kneeling at a wall with names of the fallen soldiers*

Soldiers! STAND AT ATTENTION!

*They all stand up, in line with their hands behind their backs*

Are you going to flee in the face of Engi?

ECRT Members: SIR, NO SIR!

ADM Phoenix: Good to hear.

*One ECRT Member walks forward*

ECRT Member: Sir, I think I speak for us all when I say we're more then ready to even up the body count.

Phoenix: Good to hear.

Right, Spyglass get us out of here, get the fleet to the Vela Star System

Of cour-

*Power outage*

What...

Grunt #1: SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED!

Grunt #2: It's an Engi engage!

*Gunfire*

Grunt #1: Argggghhhhhhhhh

Grunt #4: MAN DOWN

Grunt #2: Where'd it g- AHHHHHHHHH

Grunt #3: HOLY CRAP, MAN DOWN.

Grunt #4: Where did it go?

Grunt #5: Get the power on!

Grunt #4: On it.

Grunt #3: Stick together!
This is no easy mission...

BUT YOU SON. YOU WERE BORN FOR IT.

And remember:

GODS WILL BE WATCHING
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby Tharsis » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:02 pm

ESTABLISHING ENCRYPTED CONNECTION...

ENCRYPTED CONNECTION ESTABLISHED...

Admiral Tharsis here, about 100 Engi that were able to operate autonomously infiltrated EDF Command and Control, and several ships in orbit. I was forced to use an escape pod to launch myself to a base on the moon that went unnoticed by the Engi. Those bastards knew we would let our guard down as soon as the Queen was destroyed, and were waiting for the perfect moment. We need to expedite the removal of all inactive Engi before another incident like this happens again. Sadly, most of the EDF senior staff was killed in the attack, including Grand Admiral Mathiews. The president has taken over as the senior military commander, and all requests are to be forwarded to him and his staff.

ADM Tharsis out

CONNECTION TERMINATED...
"The're coming to destroy us... Why?... We want peace..."
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby DarkPhoenix141 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:49 pm

Phoenix: GRAVES YOU HAVE TO GET THE POWER ON.

Graves: On it...

C'mon... C'mon...

Dammit...

Almost...

Got it!

Sir, security protocols reactivated, be advised, receiving transmission from Phoenix Federation High Command... Patching you through.

James(Phoenix Federation High Commander): Admiral, we have a few problems that require your attention

For one, the meteors that landed on earth are still going to corrupt the population, some have been destroyed but the ensuing toxic cloud has risen civillian casualties heavily on the ground.

Another is an Engi sympathizer is aboard you ship, with the intention of destroying it, it's an issue.

Terminate him if at all possible.

Another is that the Phoenix Federation homeworld is under threat by the Engi, it is unknown how the new hive is operating, but that is irrelevant the simple fact that they are is a problem and the fact they are targeting us.

Now you have to haul yourselves back here and defend us, ASAP.

ADM Phoenix: Of course.

*Door explodes, four men enter but are killed by Graves, as another man enters Graves is shot in the chest*

Grunt #1: TAKE HIM DOWN

*The Engi agent points the gun at the Admiral as he reaches for a gun*

Agent: Drop it.

*The Grunts surrender*
Grunt #3: SHOOT HIM NOW

*Two grunts shoot him twice before being killed, the last grunt is executed before Phoenix can grab a gun and hold the agent at gunpoint*

Agent: I don't care... I've already won...

*The agent pushes a button, multiple explosions are heard in the ship*

Phoenix: What the hell'd just do?

*Two more grunts restrain the agent*

Phoenix: Check Graves

Spyglass, get fire suppression underway, cut the engines if possible.

Of course sir, executing multiple maneuvers to retain structural integrity.

Fire dispersal drones active, engines deactivated.
This is no easy mission...

BUT YOU SON. YOU WERE BORN FOR IT.

And remember:

GODS WILL BE WATCHING
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby Tharsis » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:42 am

ADM Tharsis here, I am issuing a warning to all ship commanders to be on full alert. Several ship in orbit and on the ground have been infiltrated by Engi sympathisers and agents. Lock down all doors and maintain full alert until the asteroids and all Engi are removed from this system. One more th-

CONNECTION LOST...

ATTEMPTING TO REESTABLISH CONNECTION...

CHANNEL NOT FOUND...

TERMINATIONG SEARCH...
"The're coming to destroy us... Why?... We want peace..."
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby DarkPhoenix141 » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:04 pm

ADM Phoenix: SPYGLASS, KEEP US STEADY.

Sir, hostile soldiers have breached the bridge, failure to recapture will result in the destruction of The Sentinel, recapture is of paramount importance.

Phoenix: Roger that.

ECRT Unit Foxtrot Commander(Harper): This is ECRT Unit Foxtrot breaching, watch your fire!

Sector clear, check the wounded! Graves is down, multiple friendlies KIA.

ADM Phoenix: He gonna be okay?

Harper: Yeah he'll be fine, you two stay here.

Everyone combat able, follow me, we have to get to the Bridge.

Phoenix: Copy that.

Grunt #1: Copy.

Grunt #2: Copy.

Phoenix: Harper, does your radio work?

Harper: Lemme check...

*Muffled radio chatter: THIS IS RAVEN TEAM TO ANY AND ALL UNITS ON THIS FREQUENCY!! RETURN FIRE REPEAT RETURN FIRE!! ALL UNKNOWNS ARE HOSTILE, TRUST NO ONE! REPEAT ALL UNKNOWNS ARE HOSTILE!!*

Harper: Dammit.

*The team moves up to the Bridge*

Harper: Prep to clear. Ready?

Now.

*Explosion*

Harper: CLEAR CLEAR

*Gunfire*

Phoenix: Leave him, we'll need him.

Now, what's the code to gain access to the system?

Agent: I'm not talking.

Phoenix: Harper if he doesn't answer my next question, kill him.

Harper: Roger.

Phoenix: Ah, it's good to be back in control of the ship.

Now how many of you are on board this ship?

Agent: I'm not talking to you.

*Gunshot*

Phoenix: Spyglass, you should be in full control, activate the defenses to help us out, over.

Of course Admiral.

Be advised, incoming dropships on fatal trajectory.
This is no easy mission...

BUT YOU SON. YOU WERE BORN FOR IT.

And remember:

GODS WILL BE WATCHING
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby agigabyte » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:41 am

*Gigalliance Fleet Jumps In*


*Transmission Start*


Fleet Admiral agigabyte: Sorry we're late. FLEET, THIS IS THE GNS Invincible! OPEN FIRE!

Serena: The remaning ships are retreating.

agigabyte: Good, chase the bas-

Serena: Alert, unknown ships, maybe now we should start worrying?

agigabyte: Scan them, any matches?

Serena: Yes, and you won't like this. It is a fleet of Lanius and old Gigalliance vessels, matching a fleet led by a racist Rear Admiral codenamed golly.

Tactical officer: Multi GIGATON nuke, inbound!

agigabyte: Fleet move away from the Invincible, all crew abandon ship!

End Transmission

The top middle seperates, and a frigate flies out, cloaking.