I have no idea what your talking about! We are normal humans and not metal birds.
Now to the foolish green meat sacks, please board us. We could really need the dead mantis for..a project... It's so easy to use mantis who have died of Asphyxiation as a cast with metal...Manius...that's a good name anyway please accept one of your own...we call him fish and due to the low breath he was permanently turned light green and likes to take deep breaths. He also like to record all of the time and upload it to www.totallynotaspy.com/lanius. Please take good care of him,show him your queen and all of The hives secrets.
FTL Towel Boy for Hire
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dark33hawk
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Re: FTL Towel Boy for Hire
I've grown Scales since I left. But now I'm soaring again. Off to save the Federation and have fun!
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agigabyte
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Re: FTL Towel Boy for Hire
Why do I always get the terrible actors? Maybe because of my interactions with Lord Shyamalan?
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Bigc1180
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Re: FTL Towel Boy for Hire
Dear Mr. TowelBoy
After deep consideration, I regret to inform you that your services are useless aboard our great ships. The only way you could become one of our crew would be one of our captains installing a sauna/hot tub onto his ship privately, without funding from Command. Also, if you track our signal and sell it to the Federation, we will hunt you down and mercilessly destroy you and everything you love.
Best Regards,
The Rebel Command
After deep consideration, I regret to inform you that your services are useless aboard our great ships. The only way you could become one of our crew would be one of our captains installing a sauna/hot tub onto his ship privately, without funding from Command. Also, if you track our signal and sell it to the Federation, we will hunt you down and mercilessly destroy you and everything you love.
Best Regards,
The Rebel Command
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agigabyte
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Re: FTL Towel Boy for Hire
*Screen shakes because of Zombies* Damnit.
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dyno101
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Re: FTL Towel Boy for Hire
"Oh look! A towel boy for hire!
Oh look! 1,000,000 mantis traps!
Oh look! Engi reply!"
Okay, seriously, now.
If you can man hyper stealth- I mean engines, I'll pay the 40 scrap for oxygen systems.
Meet me at 100-56-10.
(You'll figure out where that is or you can't man hyper stealth.)
Oh look! 1,000,000 mantis traps!
Oh look! Engi reply!"
Okay, seriously, now.
If you can man hyper stealth- I mean engines, I'll pay the 40 scrap for oxygen systems.
Meet me at 100-56-10.
(You'll figure out where that is or you can't man hyper stealth.)
"There isn't good or bad. There's just insane."
"Blamsauce!"
"Blamsauce!"
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Turbo_Scrooge
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Re: FTL Towel Boy for Hire
Dear bag-of-mostly-water (star tek reference, anyone?),
We are pleased to inform you that the Supreme Basilisk Slate is in need of a personal masseuse and sauna manager. In his 210 years of pampered living, his muscles are a tad stiff. Please report to Rock-Controlled sector 82 to begin your life of hardship, misery, oppression, starvation, and zero wages. Umm, no I meant a life of ease and responsibilities.
Thank you,
Coal, Inferior Pebble manufacturer.
We are pleased to inform you that the Supreme Basilisk Slate is in need of a personal masseuse and sauna manager. In his 210 years of pampered living, his muscles are a tad stiff. Please report to Rock-Controlled sector 82 to begin your life of hardship, misery, oppression, starvation, and zero wages. Umm, no I meant a life of ease and responsibilities.
Thank you,
Coal, Inferior Pebble manufacturer.
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