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Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:15 am
by HarkintheMantis
now will not destroy you for the great god of comedy
We just might have to use the orbital (extra Galactic) laser as we have not got to use it ever
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:35 am
by stylesrj
Don't mind me setting this vacuum from suck to blow...
And don't mind me loading it with asteroids...
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:40 am
by HarkintheMantis
ok
we are geting ready the Men In Tights manned cannon
Fire the Vac-u-Suck vaccum
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:41 am
by stylesrj
Prepare the Highlights from Hamlet!
We must endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... hey what are you doing running off there Will Asshole! Get back to your station!
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:43 am
by HarkintheMantis
Firing Chryssalids from the MIT manned cannon
Remeber
!!!Kill Civilians, Starve Chryssalids!!!
no really
we are serious
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:04 am
by stylesrj
Everyone, get your Flying Suits! Ha I'd like to see you try and turn my Mantis warriors into Zombies while I float one level above you
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 1:48 pm
by HarkintheMantis
Ahhhhhh Man
you ruined my plan
oh well
we will just fire the Thermo Nuclear chickens because "War... War never changes"
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:09 pm
by stylesrj
Also, don't mind me if I launch some Tentaculants carrying Brainsucker launchers into your cargo hold. Your Flying Suits won't save you there
Unless of course your crew happens to be all androids... but considering your attitude towards machines, you're at least partially organic... like Engies!
Wait, what's that warping in? No! It cannot be!
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:55 pm
by Fireclaw27
We have rescued prisoner. Mission: Escape from ship.
Calcul- WARNING. Ship warp signature detected - EXTREME WARNING. Activating Code 2764367RED. Contacting Engi brigade. Transmitting distress call. We must protect the message...
Beam Drone: To be or not to- Wait, what is that I see... Doomed we are poor souls that we be. The Lanius Dreadknot, Devourer of galaxies, is here.
Translator: Hello...Fleshy beings...we are being here to...um...destroy...what's the word...all of you. Apologies.
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:05 pm
by stylesrj
We've been such fools, messing around with the plot that we forgot about our true enemy: The Lanius Dreadknot from the First Page!
Wait, what's that warping in... it's... no, by the Hive Queen no!
It's another Dreadknot... and another! There's a whole fleet of them.
Guys, we're going to have to blow up the sun and destroy the warp beacon. We can't let them escape this part of the sector. It'll be difficult though, but if we all remember Freespace 2, it's possible! Dive! Dive! Hit the burners pilots!