A Strange Code

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Fireclaw27
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby Fireclaw27 » Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:13 pm

[Unknown word - "plot". Plot is not necessary for Numberwang.]
Though We could see some benefits. Benefits = Story makes sense, Less nonsense, people understand, ect. But it is not necessary for Numberwang.






URGENT MESSAGE: Plot may be needed for Wangernumb.
HarkintheMantis
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby HarkintheMantis » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:14 am

This is Retribution,
Nice Try
We have a Bannana Proof ship and we dont care about Red Signels
For The Emporer we are going to kill you all
Look out your viewport to see the entire Space Marine Fleet
Louk out the other to see Battle Fleet Gothic
You are doomed
Have a Nice Day
HARKINTHEMANTIS ROCKS!!!!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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stylesrj
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:29 am

Monkeys, we may have to take drastic measures. Open up a Warp Gate and start shouting "Blood For the Blood God!" as loud as you can in every language possible.

Don't mind me taking one of your Detective Escape Pods. I'm just gonna solve a murder mystery or two... it involves Numberwang.
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SciGuy303
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby SciGuy303 » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:54 am

Activate the Banana proof ship proof shields and anti banana proof ship cannon. And activate the Banana proof ship's weapons proof bananadrive.
I do random stuff and surf on the fourms. That's about it.
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Fireclaw27
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby Fireclaw27 » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:15 pm

Distress Message:
Engi's are in need of assistance. We are hiding inside a beam drone. In space. We are low on oxygen. We are low on power. We must deliver the message. We need help too deliver message. Delivering message requires following prerequisites: Engi's being alive, Engi's having working transport, Engi's having support and Engi's NEVER having to see a "banana" again.
Distress Message Ends
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stylesrj
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:22 pm

I am on my way! I have my Detective Escape Pod and I can carry your drone to safety! What do you say about a nice fedora, Engies? And being called Mr. Watson?

I can also promise not having no bananas not at all in not any no circumstance.
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Fireclaw27
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby Fireclaw27 » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:06 pm

Offer acceptable.
Hurrying would also be acceptable
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:13 pm

I'm deploying the recovery arms now. They're in the shape of one of those classic 19th century smoking pipes. Once you're inside, be sure to grab the requisite clothing and tools. I've got my magnifying glass. I think you burn ants with it or use it to determine Numberwang.
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Fireclaw27
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby Fireclaw27 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:46 pm

Engi257 = Status:Alive. Engi258 = Status:Deceased. Engi259 = Status:"Dr Watson"
Engi257 wishes to be transported to nearest settlement. Engi258( Full "Name" = H3S235.258) is deceased. Engi259/Dr Watson wishes to help a person who investigates crimes.

The beam drone wants to be an actor.
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:49 pm

Unfortunately foolish nanosack it has been some time since our last communication. I have been replaced with a Mantis warrior from Charlie Hive and will now take this Detective Escape Pod to the nearest Mantis Charlies where I can get a bite to eat... of fresh Human meat!

Feel free to join me in the feast, Engies but you'll be my slaves in the name of the Mantis Swarms.