For LOL Kestrel Cloaking Engie PewPew1000--449 Metal Ships
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:00 am
REBELS R US strives to release FTL for the purpose of fun fun fun for everyone! REBELS R US is not responsible for any side effects taken while playing this game. As such, you should be extremely careful to contact your lawyer and get a PC powerful enough to play this game, which is frankly not at all.
Running away from rebels? Internet forums unable to hold up against enemy spam ships? REBELS R US has what you need!
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Contact Name : Mr Derpstral Spammy Spam Spam
Company Name : REBELS R US
Only Sarcastic Buyers Should Contact Us Please.
Email Us At : these_arent_the_rebels_u_are_looking_fo ... ftlfun.com
Hours of operation:
We are open 43 hours a day, 9 days a week, Alpha Centauri Sector IV standard time
Shipping And Returns:
We Ship Via Intergalactic Freight, Faster-Than-Light Transport, and SuperSonic Snail Mail and the estimated time set for delivery is 4-5 parsecs depending on your location. Please allow for delays due to intergalactic strife with the Insectoids and the conniving stupid Loyalist forces. WE'LL GET YOU YET DARN LOYALISTS!!!
Current Promo:
Buy Any 2 Ships And Get 1/4 of a Power Converter For Free.
Buy Any 5 Ships And Get Our Mercenary Protection Services guarantee for life!
OBSERVE HOW ENGLISH BAD MINE IS:
Kestrel
Kestrel Classic: 150 metal
Kestrel w/ cloaking device: 210 metal
Kestrel w/ 2 shield upgrades: 350 metal
Kestrel w/ Custom Proof Door-Locking mechanisms: 500 metal
Kestrel w/ Enough Missile Launchers to Beat Sector 2 Impossible Pirates: Call us to get a quote. Offer ends in 30 minutes!
Kestrel w/ Sufficient Power systems to power this all: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Fastercard!
Fastercard, getting you across the FTL universe, for cheap!
...
In all seriousness, what the heck is going on with these forums?
Darthcaboose
Running away from rebels? Internet forums unable to hold up against enemy spam ships? REBELS R US has what you need!
COMPANY FULL DETAILS:
Contact Name : Mr Derpstral Spammy Spam Spam
Company Name : REBELS R US
Only Sarcastic Buyers Should Contact Us Please.
Email Us At : these_arent_the_rebels_u_are_looking_fo ... ftlfun.com
Hours of operation:
We are open 43 hours a day, 9 days a week, Alpha Centauri Sector IV standard time
Shipping And Returns:
We Ship Via Intergalactic Freight, Faster-Than-Light Transport, and SuperSonic Snail Mail and the estimated time set for delivery is 4-5 parsecs depending on your location. Please allow for delays due to intergalactic strife with the Insectoids and the conniving stupid Loyalist forces. WE'LL GET YOU YET DARN LOYALISTS!!!
Current Promo:
Buy Any 2 Ships And Get 1/4 of a Power Converter For Free.
Buy Any 5 Ships And Get Our Mercenary Protection Services guarantee for life!
OBSERVE HOW ENGLISH BAD MINE IS:
Kestrel
Kestrel Classic: 150 metal
Kestrel w/ cloaking device: 210 metal
Kestrel w/ 2 shield upgrades: 350 metal
Kestrel w/ Custom Proof Door-Locking mechanisms: 500 metal
Kestrel w/ Enough Missile Launchers to Beat Sector 2 Impossible Pirates: Call us to get a quote. Offer ends in 30 minutes!
Kestrel w/ Sufficient Power systems to power this all: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Fastercard!
Fastercard, getting you across the FTL universe, for cheap!
...
In all seriousness, what the heck is going on with these forums?
Darthcaboose