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by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:05 am
Forum: Tips, Strategy & Guides
Topic: FTL Rules Of Thumb
Replies: 63
Views: 82247

Re: FTL Rules Of Thumb

ALL of the rules is a nutshell:

If you need/want/beg for something, the game will throw as many solar flares/Zoltan Great Eyes/Giant Alien Spiders/Bl2 monster ships as physically impossible.
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:16 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: 82 plays and 8 victories!
Replies: 1
Views: 1531

82 plays and 8 victories!

I've finally beaten the flagship with rock cruiser!
4 flak 1s works pretty well!
Gimme tips on how to beat stealth cruiser!
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:41 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: "The game hates me!" Bullshit Death Discussion thread.
Replies: 34
Views: 18686

Re: "The game hates me!" Bullshit Death Discussion thread.

there were 4 spaces for weapons. The 4th is a bl3, as the other 3 are the double halberds and the ion weapon.
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:31 pm
Forum: Videos
Topic: FTL Animated Adventures Ep. 1
Replies: 71
Views: 95752

Re: FTL Animated Adventures Ep. 21

theres 21 episodes though, where be 18 19 20 21
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:20 pm
Forum: Discussion
Topic: "The game hates me!" Bullshit Death Discussion thread.
Replies: 34
Views: 18686

Re: "The game hates me!" Bullshit Death Discussion thread.

So, I'm playing the Zoltan ship and I had pretty much a perfect run. I had four zoltans powering my shields, weapons, engine and drones, and four mantis manning the navigation and sensors + 2/man boarding crew. I had two Defence Drones MkII (unpowered), two Burst Laser MkIII (unpowered), two halber...
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:38 pm
Forum: Tips, Strategy & Guides
Topic: FTL Rules Of Thumb
Replies: 63
Views: 82247

Re: FTL Rules Of Thumb

Scrap problems.
I had no extra systems cuz I procrastinated
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:25 am
Forum: Tips, Strategy & Guides
Topic: FTL Rules Of Thumb
Replies: 63
Views: 82247

Re: FTL Rules Of Thumb

88. If you get a good setup, RNGesus is compelled to make all your distress beacons giant alien spiders. 89. If you're looking for a Vulcan, you find a fire beam. If you're looking for the latter, you get the former. 90. If you have O2 lvl 1, they'll hack it. 91. Phase 3 of the flagship will always ...
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:40 am
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: One final chance: An FTL-RP
Replies: 899
Views: 311258

Re: One final chance: An FTL-RP

(never ask me to do appearance because my brain will never ever think of one)
(you can make one up for him if you want to)
I CLICKED THE INVITE 1 SECOND AFTER IT EXPIRED FRICK)
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: One final chance: An FTL-RP
Replies: 899
Views: 311258

Re: One final chance: An FTL-RP

I dunno. Name: Zane (Its an alias) Race: Spam (Salty Meatbag) Occupation: A green bar in repairs and weapons. Skills: Drones and fire beams. "Look guys! I got the fire beam to pierce a shield level!" Weak points: Impatient as all heck, is crap at fighting. (Boarders please) Enjoys: Fire Be...
by TheDreadedPirateTuco
Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:32 am
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: [RP] FTL: Multiplayer Roleplay
Replies: 47
Views: 28335

Re: [RP] FTL: Multiplayer Roleplay

I'll join, throw in a surrendering slaver somewhere.
Forum Username (Exact): TheDreadedPirateTuco
Roleplay Name: Zane King
Race: Spam (Salty Meatbag)
Age: 15.
Other Info: Drones are love, drones are life. Fire beam too. (Fire beam drone = Hypermode)