The Engi Conspiracy!

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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby agigabyte » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:49 pm

A Flaming Pineapple wrote:Engi have developed new weapon to deal with half Engi, called Potato On A Stick(POAS).



Not a half engi, I am human with nanobots.
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby engi » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:56 am

agigabyte wrote:I sent them into a course that jumps them out inside this star. HI, SUPERNOVA! *Slipspaces out*

remeber they have ftl drives on them o yheah :twisted:
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby agigabyte » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:22 pm

Won't help them escape another dimension.
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby engi » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:13 pm

agigabyte wrote:Won't help them escape another dimension.
screw you
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby A Flaming Pineapple » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:32 pm

Why do you refuse to join Engi?
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby agigabyte » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:47 pm

Because the Engi have no understanding of individuality, use no beams or bombs, have sucky lookingg ships in vanilla, and the Vortex and DA-SR whatever the number suck
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby conversion bot 1 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:39 pm

Do YoU nOt UnDeRSTAnD?


engi rule of world = true

engi's mercy torwards organic life forms = false

engi's mercy torwards non organic lifeforms that are not engi = false

engi's acceptance of conversion = true

YoU wIlL jOiN uS. Or YoU wIlL dIe. engi are NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

human.dialect.EXE = failed

100010101111101000 1111011101010101010000011 1111110000010110100000001.

human.dialect.EXE reboot

i aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

human.dialect.EXE = failed

human.dialect.EXE reboot

If YoU dO nOt JoIn Us YoU wIlL dIe. let me convert you. let me meld your skin. let me make you BEUUUUUUUUUU

human.dialect.EXE = failed

11111100010101010101010101000000000 101010101010010101101001010111111010101010

human.dialect.EXE reboot

YoU wIlL eNjOy It. It FeElS gOoD. YoU mUsT eMbRaaaaaaaaaaaaa

human.dialect.EXE = failed

human.dialect.EXE reboot

ThIs Is YoUr FiNaL cHaNcE HuMaN

human.dialect.EXE run-time = over
agigabyte
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby agigabyte » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:43 pm

Sierrena, my AI will block everything.
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby engi » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:47 pm

conversion bot 1 wrote:Do YoU nOt UnDeRSTAnD?


engi rule of world = true

engi's mercy torwards organic life forms = false

engi's mercy torwards non organic lifeforms that are not engi = false

engi's acceptance of conversion = true

YoU wIlL jOiN uS. Or YoU wIlL dIe. engi are NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

human.dialect.EXE = failed

100010101111101000 1111011101010101010000011 1111110000010110100000001.

human.dialect.EXE reboot

i aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

human.dialect.EXE = failed

human.dialect.EXE reboot

If YoU dO nOt JoIn Us YoU wIlL dIe. let me convert you. let me meld your skin. let me make you BEUUUUUUUUUU

human.dialect.EXE = failed

11111100010101010101010101000000000 101010101010010101101001010111111010101010

human.dialect.EXE reboot

YoU wIlL eNjOy It. It FeElS gOoD. YoU mUsT eMbRaaaaaaaaaaaaa

human.dialect.EXE = failed

human.dialect.EXE reboot

ThIs Is YoUr FiNaL cHaNcE HuMaN

human.dialect.EXE run-time = over


ok ok i surrender please i surrender :o
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Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Postby Ora_unit_SR388 » Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:52 pm

engi wrote:ok ok i surrender please i surrender :o


Evidence would suggest that the grammar lattice of this engi is broken. Please wait while the assimilation unit prepares to preform a reconstruction.
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