The Tale of a Federation Ship

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The Tale of a Federation Ship

Postby therunawaybros615 » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:22 pm

As Jon the Human, Atreyu the Zoltan, Nikola the Slug, and Emily the Former Mantis Slave venture into a Pirate Sector, no one knows the future of their journey to deliver intel to the Federation.

15 fuel,2 missiles,no drone parts.



Jon: Jump to that store over there, maybe we could buy some weapons. Possibly a new system.
Nikola: Jumping in 3,2,1......WAZUMMMMMMMM *blink* (That is my imitation of a jump :lol: )

Jon: Nothing. There is no systems we can afford. But hey, we can afford some repairs we don't need and fuel we don't need.

WAzUUUMMMM *blink*

Jon: Pirate? Trapped between Asteroids? Atreyu, fire your lasers at the asteroids so we shall free the damned pirate.
*after dislodging pirate*
Jon: So 2 fuel, a drone part which we do not need, and 46 scrap. Well then. Warp to the next Distress Beacon.
WAZUUUM *blink*
Jon: Uh oh, disease, we must deal with this!

*upon entering planet, Jon gets the disease and dies*

Nikola: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Emily: Calm down! I'll be the new pilot of this ship or my name isn't Emily!
Atreyu: Actually,it is Emily.
Emily: Whatever, Nikola warp towards the nebula.
WAZUUUUMMMM *blink*
Emily: WE HAVE BEEN BOARDED! EVERYONE FIGHT FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE!
*fighting begins*
Emily: DOOR SYSTEM AND ENGINES ARE DOWN! EVERYONE HEAD TO THE MEDICAL BAY!
*meanwhile with Atreyu*
Atreyu: Damn, what is with the new pilot....she is crazy. That's the only way to describe it.
*PILOTING SYSTEM DOWN!*
Emily: Gahhh! CONTINUE FIGHTING!
Nikola in mind: Damn it, I am not made to fight, I'm made to be telepathic....
*OXYGEN SYSTEM DOWN*
Emily: FUCK! Not only are we going to be dying from these baffoons called Soldiers, we're going to SUFFOCATE!
*Nikola and Emily head to the medical bay to find a Rebel attacking it*
Emily: Jesus, WHY ISN'T ATREYU FIGHTING!?
*ARTILLERY DOWN right when Emily and Nikola finish off a rebel.*
Emily: 3 left...AND THEY TOOK DOWN THE ARTILLERY! RAUS TO THE OXYGEN AND HELP ME FIX IT!
*Nikola and Emily fix the oxygens right when the sensors are destroyed*
Emily: *sigh*
Nikola: Emily, I'm a slug, you are a Mantis. I can't fight, you can.
Emily: Wait, I have an idea. Come with me, you're the only sensor in my ship remaining.
*they come to the rebels and battle it out*
Emily: TAKE THIS YOU RAMBLING IDIOTS!
*they finish rebels off*
Emily: Phew....finally....they're gone.....Atreyu,we need you to help fix the destroyed systems.
Atreyu: .....Okay, fine.
*so they fix the ship and return to their posts.*
Emily: Alright, that should fix the problems. Now to warp to the beacon that is closest to the exit.

WAZUMMMM *blink*

20 fuel, 5 missiles, 2 drone parts. Weapons: Dual Lasers and the Leto.

Emily: We come across a ship immediately!? CHARGE THE WEAPONS UP!

*An unmanned scout is in the area with level 2 shields, Burst lasers, Ion weapon, and basic laser *

Atreyu: Aiming Leto Missile at Shields and Dual Lasers on Weapons...now....

*Scout fires weapons, and damages weapons and shields. Hull 75%*

Emily: What the-!? THIS IS A BATTLE WE CAN'T FIGHT! CHARGE THE FUCK OUTTA THE FTL AND LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
*sensors down*
Emily: ...
*Weapons are fixed and shields are destroyed*
Emily: ATREYU, WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE!?
Atreyu: We are having weapon problems AND I CAN'T CHARGE THESE ANY FASTER!
Emily: Oh shit.....
*pilot system destroyed and Emily is hurt*
Emily: - GAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? DAMMIT THE PILOT SYSTEM IS DOWN! AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS CRAP. *Emily slowly starts repairing Pilot System*
*OXYGEN AND ENGINES DAMAGED!*
Emily: Gah FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! EVERYONE REPAIR EVERY DAMN THING YOU SEE!
*Ion beam (Federation Cruiser exclusive and mod) temporarily disables shields and Weapons*
Emily: Atreyu, fire! Now's our chance to destroy this thing!
*Dual lasers fire at weapons and they are damaged,with the exceptions of the Burst Laser MK II*
Emily: What was that? WHERE'S THE MISSILE!?
Atreyu: THEY ARE DOWN!
Emily: GOD DAMN IT...
*HULL 25%!*
Emily: Damn it, WE NEED THE FTL ON NOW!
Nikola: THEY ARE NOT CHARGED YET!
Emily: DAMMIT,I DO NOT WANT TO DIE!
Nikola:........
*fires start in weapons*
Atreyu: OH DAMN OH DAMN SOMEONE HELP ME OVER HERE! I NEED HE- *Atreyu is dead*
*FTL is ready right as Hull is 10% intact*
Emily: HELL YES! LET'S GET OUT OF THIS HELL-HOLE!
WAZUMMMM *blink*
Emily: Yes...finally.....the exit....now all I have to do is warp out and I'm out of the damned Pirates.
Nikola: Did you forget about the fires? If you did,THEY ARE DESTROYING THE SHIT OUT OF OUR SYSTEMS AND HULL!
*they find scrap and Fire Beam*
Emily: Ooh, I love this fire beam, so beautiful- Wait WHAT!? A FIRE IS STILL THERE!?
Nikola: Yes.
Emily: Oh for fuck's sake.....Get the fires out.
Nikola: I can't! Atreyu died and there's no way I can get to the Weapons safely!
Emily: DO IT YOU BAFFOON!
Nikola: ...fine......
*Nikola heads over to the Weapons System*
Nikola: OH MY GOD! I AM BURNING! EMILY,HELP ME.....Please.....*he dies*
Emily:....I'm the only one left........I can't repair anything and I don't have respect for anyone.......why am I so selfish....Well, let's go to the next sector....
WAZUMMMM *blink*
*they are at slug controlled Nebula*
Emily: Oh my...
*Emily accidentally warps to a beacon to find a Mantis Scout with level 2 shields*
Emily: NO WAIT! DON'T OPEN FIRE! I'M ONE OF YOUR KIND!
*they open fire*
*lasers from Burst Laser Mark III come towards the cruiser*
Emily: Oh shi-
*the lasers hit the ship and the ship is destroyed*

So today, inside the nebula owned by the telepathic slugs, you may find the debris of the cruiser that could have saved the federation and the galaxy.
Last edited by therunawaybros615 on Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:43 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: The Tale of a Federation Ship

Postby tacgnolseh » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:58 pm

wow what horrible luck, nice story :D
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Re: The Tale of a Federation Ship

Postby therunawaybros615 » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:31 pm

tacgnolseh wrote:wow what horrible luck, nice story :D

Yep I basically warped into a death trap. :lol:
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