A Strange Code

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Re: A Strange Code

Postby HarkintheMantis » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:37 am

Space Marines
Retreat
There is a Moderator in the area
prepare to attack with giant cow lanucher
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:17 am

Have no fear, I know this guy by the name of Frank Chen. He's a perfectly normal 18ft tall 5-headed Human who breathes fire. He'll be able to solve the problem.

By the way, be on the lookout for a fugitive 18ft tall 5-headed fire-breathing dragon that goes by the name of Hiram McDaniels. He's wanted for tax evasion. Evading Federation taxes. Frank's been helping me look for him.
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby HarkintheMantis » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:37 pm

Ok


Crew we are not going to trust Frank Chen, Ok? he is suspicious
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:08 pm

Bad news! Frank Chen stole my Rebel Fighter with the four Burst laser II's and is now flying away from me. He has Admiral Tully!

Looks like Frank Chen was actually Hiram McDaniels, the 5-headed dragon. Why did I not see that before?

Anyway, I'm giving chase in a Rebel Rigger with a Hacking Module and boarding drones. It was the only thing I could find in this economy of Rebel ships attacking us. We must rescue the Admiral and meet up with Federation forces to drive the Rebels back and to destroy the Flagship 2.0!
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby HarkintheMantis » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:33 pm

Oh
I think we just blew that rebel Fighter up
sorry...
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:46 pm

Hopefully we can rebuild Admiral Tully. For you see, he's actually a robot.
Not just any robot. He's had the programming of Collossatron in him all this time so after the war, he can determine what is Numberwang!

Uh-oh... guys do we have any pictures of chickens handy?
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby HarkintheMantis » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:34 am

Ok Im am getting pretty sad that nothing stays destroyed in this dimension
Im really just unhappy that nothing stay exploded
So please could we not rebuild Admiral Tully
We do have chicken pictures
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:34 am

If everything dies, then what is the point of these Spirit Shamans? You want them to be out of work because death is a possibility?
What are you? A parasite? A looter? A leech on society? The Shamans make money off of your not dying! And you want them to not to be able to keep making money?

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Re: A Strange Code

Postby SciGuy303 » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:18 pm

Incoming Transmission
Hello. We are the monkey pirates from planet Banana. We have spent 1 second learning Galactic. Anyway, we want to assist in protecting Numberwang. Do you accept?
End Transmission
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Re: A Strange Code

Postby stylesrj » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:31 pm

Protecting Numberwang? That's only a thing looters care about. We only care about profits here! Now this ship shall be heading off for Galt's Planet where we'll do whatever we want, make lots of money and have people who are happy working as cleaning staff despite the fact they used to be CEOs and such!

Monkeys! Help! Put a banana peel in their path or make a red signal! Do something to stop these Randians from destroying Numberwang!

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