A Strange Code

[HarkintheMantis]

You must not be from anywhere i know
we all worship the God-Emporer
Numberwang is useless when you have the Emporer

[stylesrj]

The Emperor is cool and all and I admire his ability to do the things he does for the good of mankind, but honestly, the faith sounds very close to what those Rebellion scum were preaching. You know, about the superiority of Humanity, purging the xenos and making sure every child washes behind their ears.

Numberwang doesn't care. Numberwang is Wangernumb and Wangernumb is Numberwang. It's such a simple philosophy.

[HarkintheMantis]

ok you need to get in the defective escape pod so we can shoot you down when you leave
Numberwang is not the what we worship Heretic
Mabye if you change you can be forgiven
mabye just mabye

[stylesrj]

I accidentally took the Detective Escape Pod. It's the one with the magnifying viewscreen and the fedora isn't it?

Because I believe now the chase is afoot, Mr. Ravanor!

[HarkintheMantis]

deploy hidden tracker chip and deploy warp drive...
yes it had a fedora. it also had no engine. And we keep a marine in their at all times, and the terrible yodeler
He is right behind you with this 2.50 cal tranq gun

[stylesrj]

Lack of an engine you say? Since when do escape pods have engines? Why would you put one in if space is so big? Engines would be useless.

I do say, that tranq gun was not set with the right dosage. You see, you need to put the right amount of sedative in according to my body chemistry or else it'll either just annoy me or kill me.

This lovely handgun your former marine had is much more powerful than his useless tranq gun.

Did I say former? Yes, quite unfortunate I had to leave him tied up in the detective pod. As for where I am?

Well some Engies picked me up and are taking me back to their sector. Time to decode that strange signal that was recovered and determine how Numberwang it really is...

[Fireclaw27]

We have picked up being. Being in Escape pod. Being Talks about Numberwang. Being want help with decoding a strange code. We will help being with decoding.

1. Pay 35 scrap.
2. Begin Decoding
3.Teach Engi about Numberwang.

[stylesrj]

Always go for the blue option. That'll never backfire on you...
Unless the blue option is Captain's Edition

I choose the blue option!

[Fireclaw27]

Thank-you. We know now about Numberwang. We must spread the truth of Numberwang. We will send messages to all Engi Hives. The universe must know of Numberwang. How can we repay you for your teachings.

1. +900 scrap
2. Decode Code immediately.
3. Become Chief Disciple of Numberwang for the Engi
4. There is no need for re-payment.

[stylesrj]

Normally I'd go with the fourth option, but I found that there are no consequences to accepting an Engi's offer and if you don't use that opportunity for free stuff, chances are you'll get nothing.

So ummm... I'll press 2 for Decoding Immediately. Let's see where this farcical story takes us next.