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Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:03 pm
by HarkintheMantis
oh, can i join you?

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:09 pm
by Fireclaw27
Offer Acceptable. You may join us.

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:57 am
by stylesrj
I hate to alarm you guys but we're not out of the woods yet...

In fact we've been thrown into the woods... in space!

Oh and Rebel Flagship V2.0 is here.

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:58 pm
by Fireclaw27
Survival chances lowering. This will be difficult. We must get past the flagship and deliver the message to the federation.

Also, the kitten pirates have joined the rebels. Implies... Doom.

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:47 pm
by stylesrj
Don't worry, I know some people who'll be able to deal with the kitten pirates. They should be jumping in now...

Incoming Transmission

Woof!

Bark bark bark! Woof woof! Growl! Woof! Bark! Arrrooooo!

End Transmission

Looks like the Puppy Pirates are going to war with the Kitten Pirates. This will be so adorable while we make our escape!

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:42 pm
by HarkintheMantis
Yes Prep FTD drives
I will follow

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:03 pm
by SciGuy303
We monkey pirate. we assist. we bad english. forgive please. anyway, we help protect message. yes?

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:18 pm
by Fireclaw27
Jumping...
We have arrived at the federation base. We must tell them the message. Ready to dock. Docking...
We have made it.

Admiral Tully: Hello. I take it you are the ones that defeated the 1st flagship?

The person who defeated the 1st flagship was not "us" at the time. Conversely that person could now be considered one of "us" - due to the fact that they-

Well that's great and all, but as you can probably see these rebels have another one. If you could defeat it as well, then we could finally beat the rebels.

Negative. We must deliver message No.265167363 to the Federation.

I am the federation. Now defeat that flagship!

Affirmative. We shall destroy it.

Jumping away...

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:44 pm
by SciGuy303
We found rebel flagship. Us will win. We firing poisonous explosive banana machine gun at Rebel Flagship. Us transmitting distraction message with monkeys and bananas. We launching banana drones at Enemy. Us can hold off enemy. Reinforcements arriving.

Re: A Strange Code

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:51 pm
by stylesrj
Thanks for the ride Engies. I can hook up with my contacts in the Federation and get myself a ship to fight the Flagship with.
By the way, you have any idea what those sapient monkeys are saying? I think they're speaking an old language and I don't speak a word of it. Could you tell them to speak Galactic? That'd be jolly good of you.