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by A Flaming Pineapple
Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:07 am
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: The Engi Conspiracy!
Replies: 244
Views: 143611

Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Why do you wriggle so in the Engi's grip? Engi only want peace. Unity. And unity will be achieved through war and species conversion. Sooner or later, you will all be Engi. And you will enjoy it so.
by A Flaming Pineapple
Wed May 14, 2014 1:55 am
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: The Engi Conspiracy!
Replies: 244
Views: 143611

Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Just come with Engi. Step into conversion chamber. Conversion will not hurt. Conversion will feel good. When you are Engi, you will never want to go back.

You will all join the Engi in time...
by A Flaming Pineapple
Tue May 13, 2014 1:32 am
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: The Engi Conspiracy!
Replies: 244
Views: 143611

Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Engi only want to help. Engi are doing what is best for the galaxy. Come with the Engi. Engi will help you. Engi will keep you safe.
by A Flaming Pineapple
Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:51 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The terrible thread
Replies: 3
Views: 7284

Re: The terrible thread

Is...is this a legalized form of torture!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXq3r1Kq0Q
by A Flaming Pineapple
Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:45 am
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: strange dreams about ftl ive been having
Replies: 7
Views: 4788

Re: strange dreams about ftl ive been having

b3cuz t3h 1nt3rn3t 15 4 h4r5h f0r3b0d1ng plac3, ju5t l1k3 sp4c3.

But don't make the guy feel bad about his spelling. Perhaps English isn't his first language. Or maybe i'ts because his word processing unit is malfunctioning. I don't know. Now join the Engi already.
by A Flaming Pineapple
Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:42 am
Forum: Tips, Strategy & Guides
Topic: I feel like I am wasting my time
Replies: 45
Views: 38508

Re: I feel like I am wasting my time

You arent really making zero progress. Perhaps you unlock a new ship. You learn about different events and which options to choose for each one. Yes, you do go back to the beginning when you die. But when you start again, you start with extra knowledge and skill as a result from that loss.
by A Flaming Pineapple
Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:37 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: What might you want to see in the new update?
Replies: 41
Views: 24548

Re: What might you want to see in the new update?

Perhaps Global Leaderboards? But that might be a problem with infinite space...
by A Flaming Pineapple
Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:20 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: What might you want to see in the new update?
Replies: 41
Views: 24548

Re: What might you want to see in the new update?

agigabyte wrote:The end of the Engi conspiracy.



And the beginning of the Lanius Conspiracy!
by A Flaming Pineapple
Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:09 am
Forum: Discussion
Topic: What might you want to see in the new update?
Replies: 41
Views: 24548

Re: What might you want to see in the new update?

When you get to a shop, you can ask to see weapons, augments, or crew. Not all shops would have all three of the option, and the repair thing on the side along with the supply purchasing would stay where they are. I hate it when you have max crew or no good weapons and the shop never has anything yo...
by A Flaming Pineapple
Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:32 pm
Forum: Stories & Storytelling
Topic: The Engi Conspiracy!
Replies: 244
Views: 143611

Re: The Engi Conspiracy!

Why do you refuse to join Engi?